Expensive Diary
So muchos de information to let you know all. Beginning with the essential information of my new e-book! The ninth in my unbelievable sequence, the brand new installment picks up the place my final e-book Hovis’ Friday Diary: Laughter, Lameness and Lockdowns left off and can see all my antics proper by means of to me being the official supporters mascot for British Eventing on the 2024 Paris Olympics…which I may need talked about earlier than? In passing possibly …
As all the time all the cash from the e-book, each final little penny, will go to charity with neither me nor the mothership taking a penny. We’re excited and proud to announce that we’ll be completely launching the brand new e-book Hovis’ Friday Diary: What’s the story, Medal Glory on the cult occasion Your Horse is Alive on 9-10 November.
I completely love Your Horse is Alive and we’re so thrilled to be requested once more – it is going to be an awesome alternative so that you can seize a selfie, a snog, some merch… and sadly the possibility to be in shut proximity to the mothership and group. As all the time there could also be another thrilling issues taking place, however that’s all like hush hush so come and discover out – tell us should you’re going so we all know what number of safety personnel I have to request on my rider… a few of you might be barely scary and I would like sufficient ranges of safety…
Final Friday noticed Cool New Footwear Man come to provide me and the orange hued horror a pedicure. The mothership had been injected for kissing spines the day earlier than so was so pitiful even CNSM gave her a cuddle. I used to be fairly anxious he’d gone smooth till he then posted on my fb pages declaring that she is way older and extra damaged than I’m. He has all the time discovered himself wildly amusing and with regards to completely mercilessly extracting the urine from mom, I’ve to agree.
I confirmed my appreciation for his fast witted humour by leaning adoringly on him, solely to have him get all embarrassed and breathless – truthfully, I do know that being near equine royalty might be overwhelming, however I genuinely do fear when he’s going to recover from it. Barbie Boy was below strict directions to not eat any extra of CNSMs braces after his dental dexterity final time resulted in mom dive bombing his mouth attempting to get metallic out and CNSM being in dire hazard of shedding his trousers for the remainder of the day…
Barbie Boy was fidgeting about like a politician in donated pants and licking CNSM man like a fats fighter on 2mm of chocolate on a rice cake so it’s honest to say his ancestry and parentage was known as into query extra instances than info in a Trump speech – evidently I stood like a rock (albeit a leaning, snuggly one…).
In thanks for me being a effectively behaved pilar of society, Loopy Self Employed Woman whipped me within the different evening and robbed me of all my arduous grown hair such that my yearly transformation from manly orange-in-the-wrong-light to seal pup gray is full. I’ve all the time been the poster youngster for GreenPeace – particularly sponsor to the “save the mom whale” marketing campaign – and this time of 12 months sees that linkage look even stronger.
Mom did in equity save my feather as CSEL advised “mixing” my legs; having witnessed an identical suggestion on my mane, which led to me needing to cover in a bush for six weeks while the inch-long mohawk grew again, mom respectfully declined this suggestion and issued a no fly zone over my feather space.
So the e-book is almost prepared, Your Horse is Alive is prepared, my haircut is prepared, the query is, are you?
Laters,
Hovis
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