I’ve been contacted by a lawyer referred to as “The Slammer” and he has filed a category motion lawsuit towards Zorro. Over 300 Chihuahuas are suing him for property claims and alimony. The Slammer needs to share out Zorros kennel, toys, meals provides and the Mustang to the plaintiffs that say that they married Zorro and have a prenup promising them this stuff in case of divorce.
First, I obtained actually alarmed and puzzled what Zorro has been as much as, however after sorting the papers, I observed that every one Chihuahuas solely had three names: Lola, Peach and Tinkerbell, 100 claims every. Tinkerbell has included an image of 14 pups that she stated Zorro has deserted. The pups look unhappy however are in several sizes and ages and they don’t resemble Zorro in any respect. Tinkerbell will not be agreeing to a DNA take a look at of the “pups”. After nearer examination I proved that every one papers had been photocopied. And the identify beneath the pawprint will not be Zorro, it’s Sorry!
Sorry, Slammer, you misplaced the case.
Flurry D. Canine (Can learn and write)
