Hear me out. What if I instructed you that there was a 1.3-year-old, toy loving, squirrel chasing, sofa potato crossed with love bug that’s out there for adoption? You may scratch your head and say, “That is too good to be true as a result of unicorns do not exist.”
I might say you had been proper. Unicorns do not exist however I DO! My identify is Sage, and I’m all of the issues talked about and extra! You may wish to sit all the way down to learn this!
I’m sitting right here penning this type of as a “want listing” for my excellent household. I would want for a household that took me for block walks since I do nicely on my leash. These are enjoyable. I weigh 31lbs so walks and train are good for me. If I can not go on block walks, I prefer to go for automobile rides. These are a blast! I by no means acquired to do enjoyable stuff like this in my previous life, so I believe it is neat. And since I’m making an inventory…perhaps somebody who would contemplate letting me sleep within the mattress (hey, I’ve to ask!).
Another issues that I’m not used to having however would love can be a fenced in yard to chase these aforementioned pesky squirrels. I get used to going to the again door once I have to go exterior. I’m a piece in progress on this division. I can go just a few hours with out an accident however am getting higher. I do not thoughts being in my crate for just a few hours so long as I can see you. I do get slightly nervous and burdened if I can not see you.
So as to add to my “want listing” can be somebody to let me out just a few occasions a day. I additionally have to have my booty and woman elements wiped after every potty break. If I get burdened, I’ve a potty pad that I take advantage of. In my previous life I had some UTI’s so it is best to control me in case you see one thing “off” between my annual vet checkups. Proper now, I get wiped with 1 half water/2 elements chlorhexidine gluconate resolution. I’m additionally on Farmina UTI upkeep meals and on the time of my spay, had some bladder stones eliminated.
I might additionally want for a household that may perceive that generally I get nervous in new conditions and conceal underneath chairs or in corners till I notice all the things is OK. I like strangers – people and animals. I’ve by no means actually been round youngsters (although older, canine savvy youngsters can be greatest), however I certain do like different canines.
I like to hold my toys in my mouth round the home. The least I can do is attempt to choose up after myself for you! Talking of issues I like to hold in my mouth….mulch, rock, acorns and stick are only a few. Pay attention, I by no means had this stuff so it is all new. I do not suppose I might eat them, however greatest to control this as nicely.
I might want to have a household that understands that I can get itchy – particularly within the Spring and Fall. I get Cytopoint injections. They certain do assist! I additionally get fancy baths with Duoxo shampoo (the orange and pink bottle) to assist. This helps push back my itchies and bumps I get from my allergic reactions. I may even want my face folds wiped frequently, and my ears monitored for infections. I do not thoughts having my face washed, ears cleaned, or nails trimmed so that may be a good factor.
I’ll bark at my shadow, reflection, if I would like to return down the 3-4 stairs I’ve climbed or if I really feel you are ignoring me when I’m clearly you. That is why an house won’t be the most effective setting for me.
Did I point out that I am spayed, chipped and have had BOAS surgical procedure to assist me breathe higher. I am telling you, unicorns do not exist, however I’m fairly shut! Please contemplate adopting me.
