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Of all of the silly issues in all of the world, a restaurant in Canada is making an attempt to ban males from their God-given proper to pee standing up. That is proper, the final acceptable (semi-)public show of masculinity is now being dropped at its kneesā€”or relatively to its ass on a slimy, germ-filled bathroom seat. Unhappy.

And naturally that is taking place in Canada, America’s gun-hating, granola-crunching, figure-skating, annoying youthful brother to the north. Daddy blogger (was there ever a extra sissified career?) Chad Skelton went along with his household to Edible Canada and when he went the unisex bathroom he found that there was an indication positioned over the commode instructing males to not pee standing up. It’d as effectively have requested him to chop off his balls, flush them down the bathroom, placed on a skirt, and run to the multiplex to look at Twilight whereas making use of lip gloss and worrying about who was going to be eradicated subsequent on the Bachelor.

What did you do, Chad? Huh? I wager you sat down, did not you? Wimp. As Chad factors out, the lads’s toilet is universally a dirty place and the institution is simply most likely making an attempt to maintain their toilet cleanly. If it signifies that a lot to them, why not construct a separate room for the lads? That is the issue with equality. Because the roles (and restrooms) for women and men proceed to mix ladies are requested to behave extra like males and males extra like ladies. That is tremendous. I feel it is nice that guys can exhibit their delicate sides and keep at house with the kids (and develop into daddy bloggers!) and ladies might be extra brash and sexual and be the breadwinner. That is development! That feminism come alive.

However that does not imply that the enjoying discipline will ever be totally degree (and it actually is not now). Males are nonetheless going to behave like males and a few of that has to do with our biology. We get to pee standing up. It’s an evolutionary crucial and we’re going to train it. Perpetually! You may’t cease this, and irrespective of how a lot you beg and plead, what number of indicators you set up in all of the restrooms on the planet, males are going to proceed peeing standing up. It is the way in which we’re wired and, we’d not have recognized it till it was taken away, nevertheless it’s one thing we’re happy with. So, women, we promise to do our greatest to make the world a fairer locations for each sexes if you happen to promise to not mess with this one messy habits. That is honest, proper?

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